what is c*ntfest?

Have you ever wondered why Bono is unassassinated? Ever flicked through every single channel on your television and eventually landed on America's Got Fucking Talent and seen Adam Levine's smug pigging face and thought, "why is this useless winey voiced cunt on my TV?" Do you think Kanye West is a shit human being? Then Cuntfest is for you. 

Cuntfest the is ultimate line-up of music's worst ever people. It's like a dream team for the world's shittest ever band. Lead vocals, lead guitar, bass, piano, drums etc etc they're all accounted for.

So who qualifies? Well, they have to have a lifetime of cunty behaviour behind them. They cant be some here today, gone tomorrow piece of pop turd, they need to have been around for a decent stretch and been an arrogant self aggrandising cunt for as long as you can remember.

What if you like their music though? Yeah, and what? Blur are a credible important 90s British band, Coldplay have written some decent songs, that doesn't change the fact that Alex James is a champagne swilling camp cunt and Chris Martin is the wettest of all blankets. End of the day, these people have been given a opportunity which all of us would love to have and abused their powers for bad. Instead of doing something original they're up on the Live 8 stage of life, swaying mindlessly with McCartney with a piece sign in the air, singing along to Hey Jude pretending they're doing it for people who live in Africa

We are Event Horizon


Based out of Portland, Event Horizon has, according to Canon Magazine, consistently produced music that "pushes the technical boundaries of what music could/should be." Vestibulum id ligula porta felis euismod semper. Photos by Ebru Yildiz. Portraits feature Ghastly City Sleep. Live shots feature The Psychic Paramount. Content for demo use only.


Vocals, Guitar / Lee Clayton
Keyboard, Sampling / Mikael Johnasson
Bass / Ethan Stone
Drums / Omer Asani